In pottery class, we were making people, but we were only allow to pinch the limbs out. We couldn't attach anything. Then the teacher told us to put it into a position, so I sat mine up. At the end of the lesson, she told us to throw it onto the table. This is how mine fell. My tablemates and I couldn't stop laughing.
I read the title and the story and just couldn't stop laughing. Was laughing so hard I had tears streaming down my face and imagined an actual person walking on the floor like that.